shane is the arsonist.

3 Jul 2012

27 Jun 2012

26 Jun 2012

shot down… that sort of day…

 Renee Johnson 10:22 pm

    No gano. :( h

 Renee Johnson 10:23 pm

    Dkxmfc

 Shane Told 10:23 pm

    aha what?

 Renee Johnson 10:23 pm

    I’m done speaking Spanish now.

 Shane Told 10:24 pm

    what making our kid mutlicultural?

 Renee Johnson 10:24 pm

    Yep.

 Shane Told 10:25 pm

    oi.

 Renee Johnson 10:25 pm

    My luck, Munchkin’s gonna come out Asian and Speaking Spanish.

    With two white as fuck parents.

 Shane Told 10:25 pm

    ahahaha. then i’ll know you’ve been sleeping with some chinese dude.

    :-X 

 Renee Johnson 10:26 pm

    I wasn’t with anyone for like a year and a half before you!

 Shane Told 10:26 pm

    oh. oop.

    immaculate conception?

 Renee Johnson 10:26 pm

    Dnjxffr

 Shane Told 10:26 pm

    ;-) 

 Renee Johnson 10:27 pm

    Or you have Asian swimmers.

 Shane Told 10:27 pm

    do not.

    I have canadian swimmers.

 Renee Johnson 10:27 pm

    Are you sure?

 Shane Told 10:27 pm

    oui.

 Shane Told 10:27 pm

    are you saying you wanna check out my junk

 Renee Johnson 10:28 pm

    Sigh. Alright.

    Nahhhh.


 Shane Told 10:29 pm
    =-O

25 Jun 2012

25 Jun 2012

25 Jun 2012

broocabulary:

Silverstein set list.

broocabulary:

Silverstein set list.

24 Jun 2012

24 Jun 2012

scarlettxhamilton asked: Answer all the even questions, jackass.

Answering them all, cos I can.
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? yes.
2. You talked to an ex today, correct? yep. Spring.
3. Have you taken someones virginity? yes.
4. Is trust a big issue for you? oui.
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? yep. staying at her house. although like seems a little too informal.
6. What are you excited for? to see our baby.
7. What happened tonight? nothing yet.
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? depends on the girl.
9. Is confidence cute? oui.
10. What is the last beverage you had? iced coffee.
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? a few.
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? yes. why???
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? well last night was saturday, which i spent with my girl.
14. What are you going to spend money on next? idk. alcohol? baby gear? new guitar? dunno yet.
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? yes.
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? oui.
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? Jaime Preciado. Renee.  
18. The last time you felt broken? not going there.
19. Have you had sex today? not yet.
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood? oui.
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? hell no. i don’t want to be in bloody broken pieces.
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? oui.
24. What do you want right this second? you can guess.
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? i’d probably flip a massive bitch.
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? oui.
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? nope.
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? Renee.
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? nope.
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? oui.
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? Uh. Never liked a guy like that so yeah….
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? Yes.
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? no.
34. Listening to? Patrick Stump - “Dance Miserable”
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? sometimes.
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? yup.
37. Do you believe in love at first sight? maybe.
38. Who did you last call? my mom.
39. Who was the last person you danced with? Renee.
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? cos I love her and I want to.
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? dunno.
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? nope.
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? yes, who hasn’t?
44. Do you tan in the nude? hahahaha.
nope, never.
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? nope.
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? nada.
47. Who was the last person to call you? my brother.
48. Do you sing in the shower? yes.
49. Do you dance in the car? oui.
50. Ever used a bow and arrow? nope, but i have a sabre. that counts for something, right?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? probably in Aus onstage.
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? yes.
53. Is Christmas stressful? nope. as andy williams would say “it’s the most wonderful time of the yeaaaarrrrrrr”
54. Ever eat a pierogi? what? no.
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? apple.
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? fireman, veterinarian, rock star. well one in three isn’t bad.
57. Do you believe in ghosts? sure why not?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? yes.
59. Take a vitamin daily? no.
60. Wear slippers? no.
61. Wear a bath robe? nope.
62. What do you wear to bed? boxers.
63. First concert? Springsteen.
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target.
65. Nike or Adidas? Nike.
66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos.
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts.
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? none.
69. Ever take dance lessons? nope.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? writer for AP.
71. Can you curl your tongue? oui.
72. Ever won a spelling bee? nope.
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? boys don’t cry.
74. What is your favorite book? Gatsby. (Fitzgerald) or The Catcher in the Rye (Salinger).
75. Do you study better with or without music? studying? what is this studying of which you speak?
76. Regularly burn incense? no.
77. Ever been in love? yep.
78. Who would you like to see in concert? 
The Beatles (back in time to see them, obvz),
Paramore.
AFI
Bayside/ Ant Raneri
Anthony Green / Circa.
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
79. What was the last concert you saw? Daytrader.
80. Hot tea or cold tea? Cold.
81. Tea or coffee? coffee
82. Favorite type of cookie? chocolate chip.
83. Can you swim well? yes.
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? oui.
85. Are you patient? no. impatient.
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? band.
87. Ever won a contest? sure.
88. Ever have plastic surgery? no.
89. Which are better black or green olives? black.
90. Opinions on sex before marriage? i like sex, sooooo……
91. Best room for a fireplace? bedroom.
92. Do you want to get married? yes.
93. Are you a virgin? hahaha. suuuuure.
94. When was the last time you had sex? yesterday.
95. Favourite food? pizza, alcohol in its many forms, anything Renee cooks.

23 Jun 2012

Today’s purchases included a rocking chair and Skittles vodka.

23 Jun 2012

Lisa’s new nickname is…

Pickles Ruocco. Use it, abuse it, but don’t lose it!

23 Jun 2012

reneemariejohnson:

I can’t imagine being anywhere else, I can’t imagine being anywhere else but here.

I feel the same way. Why is it when you’re sleeping, i’m awake, and vice versa? :[ i love you more than I can express. munchkin too. ;)

23 Jun 2012

Renee stole one of my shirts.

Renee stole one of my shirts.

22 Jun 2012

22 Jun 2012

22 Jun 2012

so this is what Renee does when I’m not home.
 :-X

so this is what Renee does when I’m not home.

 :-X